Seriously.

The fuck is wrong with you people? I take an hour out of my day to write something stupid and next thing I know, BAM, 100 likes? Why can't you guys do that with my serious shi—nah, I'm kidding. I gave up writing seriously a while ago. Now's the time for trash and nothing but... I'm kidding there, too. One'a these days I'll type up something meant to be longer than 1k words.